nepenthean's Diaryland Diary

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2022-07-05 - I roast myself, skull confection
2022-07-02 - look master, the floor the floor
2022-06-25 - Bits and pieces
2022-06-23 - I can do it with my eyes closed
2022-06-19 - James Corden
2022-06-17 - Kids in the yard
2022-06-15 - NSFW x 100
2022-06-13 - Anthem Aaron
2022-06-12 - Sweet and tender hooligan
2022-06-11 - DM and Texas toast
2022-06-08 - Name Rhyme rehash
2022-06-06 - People storming away
2022-05-29 - legal problems
2022-05-26 - Re-connect
2022-05-24 - Cooking
2022-05-19 - Factory girl
2022-05-17 - Ziptie deez nutz
2022-05-16 - The grass less traveled
2022-05-15 - share your sources
2022-05-14 - price per ounce
2022-05-13 - Where ya sleeping tonight?
2022-05-07 - Acrobatic accident
2022-05-02 - maskless in public
2022-04-30 - Putin again
2022-04-16 - We the Pantsless People
2022-04-16 - Talking dog
2022-04-08 - A walkway, a walk away, and a plus-one
2022-03-30 - Place your bets
2022-03-26 - Putin, a bum, and a record
2022-03-25 - Full blown Advantage dream
2022-03-23 - Paul a-lying
2022-03-19 - On cue…
2022-03-16 - Random
2022-03-01 - World draft
2022-02-27 - Hair treatment
2022-02-17 - One meeellion Paul dreams
2022-02-15 - Ma’am, your husband is a lemon
2022-02-09 - Roof leak R’wood
2022-02-07 - I am up to something
2022-02-05 - Right after the booster shot
2022-01-30 - An evening with…
2022-01-26 - Penelope Noodle, play max bet
2022-01-25 - oldtimers in the clink
2022-01-23 - Gwen is in charge again; murder
2022-01-22 - Very very very fine house
2022-01-17 - The old razzle dazzle
2022-01-16 - Into the peaches
2022-01-11 - Double fantasy
2022-01-10 - While on a muscle relaxer…
2022-01-10 - Mr Dong’s object
2022-01-09 - Outside my world
2021-12-29 - Public radar
2021-12-25 - Cutting wokeness from the budget
2021-12-21 - Vinnie in the city
2021-12-19 - Tug of wtf are we doing??
2021-12-18 - Aim low
2021-12-15 - The mayor is Canadian
2021-12-02 - Hope that woman is gone
2021-11-12 - Racist hot tub / conjured ex-husband
2021-11-11 - The non-dock of the non-bay
2021-11-09 - Nature comes to us
2021-11-08 - Nightmare on Zillow Street
2021-11-05 - body in the pool
2021-10-16 - Hey these are in good con—
2021-10-15 - Two dead people and a baby
2021-10-10 - Rudolph the black-nosed stranger
2021-10-08 - Disparate lifestyle fragments
2021-10-07 - Photo ops and foot chases
2021-09-30 - Dachshunds on a rotating carousel
2021-09-24 - Celebrity scrabble with bacon cheat tiles
2021-09-24 - work vs social
2021-09-23 - Befriending the locals
2021-09-20 - Menagerie
2021-09-15 - In yo eyeball
2021-09-14 - GB minus Jersey equals…
2021-09-11 - Screen door and floppy noodle stylus
2021-09-10 - Morning shenanigans
2021-09-09 - designer digits
2021-09-07 - 5th-8th cousin match
2021-09-03 - Tits McGee
2021-09-02 - Baggage, hotel edition
2021-08-30 - Antifa dropbox
2021-08-29 - A slit in a wall
2021-08-21 - A Lady Named Katie in Yaiti
2021-08-21 - Impossible 3432 renovation
2021-08-20 - Cleveland
2021-08-14 - 128 wrist splints later
2021-08-01 - Chicken on the stairs
2021-07-30 - Dubious upgrade
2021-07-27 - Inmate lookup
2021-07-26 - Around the neighborhood
2021-07-24 - Wee bit o’ chocolate
2021-07-15 - first time in a bldg post-covid
2021-07-09 - Jenner’s flunky
2021-07-05 - A foot by 3 o’clock
2021-06-28 - Firstable…
2021-06-25 - If only it were this easy
2021-06-18 - Science fail
2021-05-31 - Group survival
2021-05-29 - Alley cats, dogs, and peoples
2021-05-28 - The tried and true
2021-05-23 - playing in traffic
2021-05-08 - Long hair don’t care
2021-05-04 - Changes to R'wood
2021-05-01 - Mental.. detector.. found inoperable
2021-04-28 - DeNiro’s eyebrows and other garbage
2021-04-08 - Kids behind the wall
2021-02-18 - The Strat
2021-01-26 - Soldtacker murder
2021-01-15 - Casual racism
2021-01-12 - No psychic needed
2020-11-14 - Did you say...
2020-10-23 - Passé passing of an evening
2020-10-21 - Old and frisky
2020-08-22 - Maxwell Unsmart by a foot
2020-08-08 - Russia
2020-08-08 - Fence quote
2020-08-02 - Packing for a trip vol. 6000
2020-07-26 - palm-sized bug
2020-07-14 - Dream E is a sad sack part II
2020-07-13 - Non-missing car, dad
2020-07-12 - Insidious spread
2020-06-13 - Renutty paints me beet red
2020-06-10 - Looking for things
2020-06-05 - Crazy loan, dad
2020-05-13 - You are my wife, goodbye city life
2020-04-28 - Covid twins
2020-04-18 - A vinegar rag to the kisser
2020-04-13 - Dad kettle
2020-04-04 - T gets arrested
2020-04-01 - Now CC invades RWood
2020-03-31 - Fever dreams
2020-03-21 - Drag vs comedy
2020-03-16 - Nicky Hilton
2020-03-14 - While I wasn’t worrying
2020-03-09 - Wacker and Wackee
2020-03-06 - The mighty and the meek
2020-03-05 - threat level reduction
2020-03-03 - Playing the piano book
2020-02-27 - Forever Rwood
2020-02-23 - Give it to a lawyer
2020-02-23 - I boss Dr Super Bitch
2020-02-08 - People are overrated
2020-02-07 - It isn’t
2020-02-01 - My obsessions collide
2020-01-30 - played up note
2020-01-11 - D K-P at McKean
2020-01-10 - I was in the wrong
2020-01-06 - No help
2019-12-28 - Waiting for animal control
2019-12-25 - That's just like, your opinion man
2019-12-20 - who do you think you are?
2019-12-16 - Watching youtube before bed
2019-12-13 - ancient face
2019-12-12 - Spring cleaning off Highview
2019-12-11 - Prince does Zooropa & I do nothing
2019-12-09 - Detroit “thurlbred”
2019-12-08 - silencio
2019-12-01 - bad news babies
2019-11-27 - Unhurried
2019-11-22 - Nancy Nancy Bo Bancy
2019-11-16 - Everybody’s normal is different
2019-11-11 - Just a bunch of gibberish
2019-11-08 - Poor judgment
2019-10-30 - A stench
2019-10-25 - After a Dateline binge
2019-09-28 - Spinster wedding
2019-09-07 - Barefoot in the desert
2019-08-28 - Hospital visit
2019-08-21 - promotions are arbitrary
2019-08-06 - I annoy nature
2019-07-27 - Beautiful food
2019-07-27 - Your stock is underperforming
2019-07-20 - Surprise, still don't belong
2019-07-13 - Sea hookers
2019-07-04 - Mondegreen
2019-07-03 - Falls apart in the middle
2019-06-22 - T gets married
2019-06-16 - monsoon season
2019-06-15 - More aimless wandering
2019-06-11 - Kitchen bowls, Rwood
2019-06-05 - Salty sweet false solutions
2019-06-04 - Bill Friggin' O'Reilly
2019-04-20 - Degrees of daily deviation
2019-02-09 - Stranded with useless gadget
2019-01-19 - Why the long face?
2019-01-08 - Frank invades Rwood
2018-12-20 - Mugshot vanity
2018-11-21 - Why little nepenthean can't learn
2018-10-20 - Imposition
2018-10-20 - You must flip it
2018-10-18 - Ferry at the Felz
2018-10-12 - Exiting
2018-10-06 - Selfishness
2018-09-29 - Apple loanshark
2018-09-22 - Sincerest wish with a twist
2018-09-17 - Motel play in polyester
2018-09-10 - Life advice
2018-08-21 - Never received
2018-08-16 - Nature photo
2018-08-10 - Escape
2018-08-04 - Oh so many cousins
2018-08-03 - General Stonewall's humiliation
2018-08-01 - Money coming and going
2018-07-30 - Watched The Room last night
2018-07-28 - Whining for help
2018-07-26 - Care and concern
2018-07-19 - Bear-ly tolerable
2018-07-10 - Stamina is low
2018-07-08 - Call me at work
2018-07-03 - one fall and that's all
2018-06-17 - Your hands, ma'am
2018-06-14 - Peppermint glucosamine
2018-06-07 - Julie the seamstress
2018-05-25 - Dreamed I woke up
2018-05-21 - Winco
2018-05-11 - Ditched Wayne B
2018-05-08 - Pretentious tall guy's dick tray
2018-05-05 - Appeasements that backfired
2018-05-04 - Casino win and a head full of pistachio
2018-05-01 - Over prepared for something
2018-04-22 - R'wood, Dad, Rustie
2018-04-21 - Tributes and good deeds
2018-02-10 - No need for airplane mode
2018-01-24 - New number and no pen
2018-01-23 - Dad visits; mighty kz; what to chuck
2018-01-19 - celebrities outside the doom closet
2018-01-08 - Still packing for a trip!
2017-12-02 - stolen nose
2017-10-19 - love loveseat-style
2017-10-15 - shooting suspect
2017-09-29 - The security of home
2017-09-23 - Outrunning a chemical attack
2017-09-04 - Baby no 2
2017-08-19 - Recording family history in the dictionary
2017-08-11 - casual sex insight
2017-07-25 - Tall Pretentious Guy & Guess Who
2017-07-21 - Wrong E
2017-07-08 - Hot women and hot eggs
2017-06-24 - Huge huge rat
2017-06-09 - If I'm leaving, why am I still here?
2017-06-04 - But if you really want to, please do!
2017-06-03 - Hole in one.. tooth..
2017-05-27 - Mrs. Burrito 2017
2017-04-20 - Loud phone content
2017-03-31 - Wait, this makes me a hermaphrodite
2017-03-28 - Insecurity and perfectionism
2017-03-27 - delivering a message/interfering
2017-03-19 - Guest dream
2017-03-08 - The content of your.. Catalog
2017-02-20 - Role exposure
2017-02-18 - Hey, I needed those
2017-02-11 - Barbara
2017-02-07 - Mom drops in
2017-01-30 - Terrorized by a cat
2017-01-21 - Dad is busy in the bathroom
2017-01-14 - Haunted by a strange name all night
2017-01-03 - Germans are not sexy. And yet..
2016-11-30 - suitcases and missing teeth
2016-11-28 - Beach bum
2016-11-26 - LA dream fragment
2016-11-08 - Baby in the bathtub
2016-11-04 - More room
2016-10-28 - Scummies
2016-10-27 - On the ceiling
2016-10-16 - What's the number to 911?
2016-10-15 - Stranger Things, layering for winter
2016-10-05 - N loses her free will
2016-10-01 - My subconscious is obsessed with public bathrooms
2016-09-30 - Elderly squatters
2016-09-28 - Work doll
2016-09-19 - Home Unimprovement
2016-09-10 - Pretentious tall guy
2016-08-13 - Arguing with dad at a restaurant
2016-08-04 - Classes
2016-08-03 - Get some sun
2016-08-02 - Jogging on the freeway, waiting at a bar
2016-07-13 - Motel romp, denim underwear
2016-07-09 - Bathroom modesty
2016-07-08 - PAB's secret world
2016-07-03 - Getting a car title
2016-07-02 - Still drinking
2016-06-30 - Troubleshooting on Rwood
2016-06-25 - Left his email open
2016-06-18 - Rotary phone
2016-06-14 - Sales pressure
2016-06-09 - Guest dream - Mercury
2016-06-09 - Ch1mp, mirror
2016-06-08 - Date, break in, dentist
2016-06-06 - Parenting a budding witch
2016-06-05 - Second chance fail
2016-06-02 - Dusting T
2016-05-29 - Ice cream delivery
2016-05-27 - Loneliness leads to drinking and falling -- uh huh
2016-05-24 - Invitation, Rwood, secret bathing
2016-05-23 - 2nd about Rustie
2016-05-21 - Frank owns a motel
2016-05-18 - Big win, Ch1mp, telling mom about T
2016-05-17 - Fences, dogs, trains, some blood & a banged-up me
2016-05-14 - Poker, Target, dog bf
2016-05-13 - Lost T on the mountain
2016-05-13 - Dream haggard Charlie Sheen
2016-05-07 - Creepy sex dolls and how to become one
2016-04-27 - dad utility room
2016-04-27 - raver girl in water, a stolen car, fences
2016-03-19 - Ice cream dog wash
2016-02-10 - anxiety - Paul, ID
2016-02-05 - Renut & Jackie
2016-01-29 - Relatives and empty soda cans
2016-01-16 - Anxiety - flooded house
2016-01-09 - Wayne Newton, driver
2016-01-08 - Renut
2016-01-03 - Stuck outside
2015-12-21 - Wardrobe calories, leaving
2015-12-13 - candy crushing the house
2015-12-09 - I violate medical protocol
2015-11-30 - GB and the toads
2015-11-20 - family artifacts
2015-11-03 - Ice cream unfrozen
2015-11-02 - Bump in the night
2015-11-01 - Showing off, sleep, dad
2015-10-31 - Wild things in the office
2015-10-21 - The wedding that wasn't
2015-10-18 - The mother of invention snores
2015-10-17 - Large ball of dirt
2015-09-18 - dictating in fargo
2015-07-04 - Falling
2015-06-26 - webmd
2015-05-09 - Dad Rwood decor
2015-05-02 - Prego, you see
2015-05-02 - Paris Airlines
2015-04-18 - Lady Gaga's Rickshaw Carriage
2015-04-17 - Wordfeud master
2015-03-27 - Leaving the house of Chimp
2015-03-06 - Things learned at a houseparty
2015-02-28 - With friends like these
2015-02-20 - Dad and a broken freezer on R
2015-01-28 - Old coping methods
2015-01-23 - PB at Walmart with a badge
2015-01-21 - Dad swimming
2015-01-14 - Hey now, hey now don't dream it's over
2015-01-13 - Inside the banister
2014-12-23 - Wedding guest
2014-12-14 - Vanity of missing tooth
2014-12-10 - Peripheral relationship
2014-12-02 - I'm not a peer to a teenager
2014-11-26 - Rapist horror movie
2014-11-26 - Yushino
2014-11-11 - Not the new towels
2014-11-09 - Knock knock
2014-11-08 - Dream E is a sad sack
2014-11-07 - Dad, cell phone, city of Charlotte
2014-11-04 - @midnight in your car
2014-10-24 - Scrap metal
2014-10-23 - Side effects may include
2014-10-16 - Mishmash
2014-10-12 - Artist Mishmash
2014-05-17 - Various shenanigans
2014-04-17 - Sentimental journey
2014-04-08 - Non-family reunion, violence, disgust
2014-04-02 - Very deep restorative sleep
2014-03-29 - Hodgepodge
2014-03-15 - Personal conduct
2014-03-09 - Homeowner home
2014-03-09 - Habits of my sister
2014-02-22 - Gray animals and people
2014-02-22 - Anxiety - kicking goats instead of cats
2014-02-20 - Pretending to be helpful
2014-02-13 - Garage door
2014-01-20 - Gunslinger
2014-01-18 - Judgmental pharmacist
2014-01-17 - I know nahzink
2014-01-17 - Perilous dating choices
2014-01-02 - Karma bricks raining from the sky in 2015
2013-12-24 - Painful annoyances
2013-12-11 - John santar*
2013-12-06 - Ch1mp, period, attention
2013-11-02 - Misc
2013-08-27 - statement sweatshirt
2013-08-14 - dad decorates a cake
2013-06-20 - Quince him
2013-06-15 - Rejected Satan in a dream
2013-04-19 - Bus to Bali
2013-03-14 - what's in a name?
2013-03-06 - close your window
2013-02-18 - -
2012-11-14 - fidelity
2012-10-21 - New wings, psychicism
2012-09-24 - floods
2012-08-19 - iPad challenge questions, hair, quiz
2012-06-24 - Did not hookup
2012-06-15 - House in Romania
2012-06-14 - cocaine
2012-05-02 - App tragedy
2012-04-28 - Anxiety delivers again
2012-03-16 - Paul dating J-woww
2012-03-15 - Gwen laughs at me
2012-03-05 - Dad body
2012-02-27 - Reminiscing with Nancy
2012-02-23 - fondest wishes
2012-02-06 - taking meds through a shoe
2012-01-31 - Back room hijinks
2012-01-18 - Getting on a bus
2012-01-14 - Wardrobe malfunction
2012-01-10 - I embarrass myself
2012-01-09 - Marathon, boat, social probs
2011-12-15 - Like a Dean Koontz plot
2011-12-06 - talk show panel
2011-11-30 - Dad appears
2011-10-03 - Wino Airlines
2011-09-20 - How to fail to please a woman
2011-09-01 - holding a dog
2011-08-30 - Random
2011-08-21 - One Bob Massey, LV singer
2011-08-16 - Moving options
2011-08-14 - gossip and intentions
2011-07-24 - Passport-Eating Lizard
2011-06-19 - Looking for work... @ Adv
2011-06-07 - the fade out
2011-04-20 - the top of the hill
2011-04-11 - Avalon, PA
2011-04-04 - it's been many months (too many months already)
2011-03-28 - aaliyah bedwell, foot dragging
2011-03-15 - fence-climbing crocodiles
2011-03-07 - Dad
2011-02-20 - Professional sibling
2011-02-06 - i'm superman
2011-01-29 - Textbooks and grocery freezers
2011-01-22 - near-drowning downstairs
2010-12-22 - hawaii at eleven a.m.
2010-10-05 - -
2010-05-29 - don't give a damn about my reputation
2010-04-06 - cheesy mcgee
2010-03-08 - falling down
2010-01-29 - annoying popup hahahah
2010-01-14 - dollars
2009-12-13 - dreaming of sleeping
2009-12-06 - Stress - what's old is new
2009-09-28 - ho-hum car wrecks
2009-07-19 - transforming the ketchup devil
2009-06-23 - won't take no
2009-06-15 - stacey hoyd
2009-06-02 - 'acebook quiz
2009-06-01 - plausibly implausible
2009-05-29 - tacos in the clock
2009-05-05 - \"nasal respator\"
2008-10-17 - rhymes with pecker
2008-09-26 - kiss off
2008-09-20 - names beginning with b
2008-08-25 - gwen lectures me
2008-07-17 - bit off more than i could chew
2008-07-08 - pain in the ass patient
2008-07-04 - neighborhood juice truck
2008-07-03 - new boyfriend
2008-06-30 - a plague of devils
2008-06-26 - an intimate chat
2008-06-17 - my values
2008-06-17 - walk of shame
2008-06-10 - the end of things
2008-06-07 - no baldies
2008-05-25 - 052508
2008-04-20 - car ins for may
2008-03-30 - uncleared offense
2008-03-24 - picture
2008-03-14 - ship life
2008-03-08 - car on fire
2008-03-06 - mary hart + death
2008-02-19 - east indian giver
2008-02-13 - boobs ahoy
2008-02-02 - mexican abs
2008-01-26 - secrets and lies
2008-01-25 - old days
2008-01-25 - pre-mortem
2008-01-20 - various offenses
2008-01-15 - dogsitting
2007-12-18 - really public restroom