nepenthean's Diaryland Dream Diary


plausibly implausible

i was standing in the kitchen, eating cheetos and reading the new yorker. the particular article i was reading was about natasha richardson's death, and i learned some surprising things. one of those things was that scott adams, who draws the dilbert cartoons, was actually her brother. i started flipping pages back and forth. it seems i was standing there half naked, because suddenly i had a burning desire to eat half of the longer cheetos and stick the other half of them in my butt. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD CHEETO THIS WAY??? AND GET CHEETO DUST UP MY ASS, WHICH IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET OFF OF YOUR FINGERS??? damn dream!

10:04 a.m. - 2009-06-01


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