nepenthean's Diaryland Dream Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- olives dreamed i was sitting naked in the bathtub yesterday with another girl, apparently waiting for my boyfriend so hijinks could ensue. the girl's boyfriend was sitting outside the tub, ostensibly to keep us company until mr. wonderful turned up. she and i were not doing anything sexual to each other, but for some mysterious reason i had several large plastic olives up my ass. (HAHAHHA!!) we were waiting so long that the water got chilly. i, being closer to the spigot, moved a little uncomfortably and turned on the hot water, and that's when i noticed a fully dressed police officer sitting on the corner of my bathtub. he looked into the water and said, "what is that down there near your bum?" his question enraged me. i grabbed him by the shirt and hissed, "none of your business! you shouldn't even be looking down there. get out of here!" and you know what? the wuss jumped out! some time passed. the girl's boyfriend started asking us dumb stream of consciousness questions like, "what is jessica simpson's real last name?" "it's simpson," i replied. he said, "no, it's something else, something that starts with an e." i wracked my brain. his girlfriend had no ideas, so i thought of ashlee. "it's simpson," i reiterated, "simpson." i doubted my honey was coming so i shifted onto one hip and pulled the olves out with some difficulty. just as i was pushing out the last one, the bastard showed up! i felt my ass gingerly to make sure i hadn't pulled it inside out, and listened intently to his excuse through the glass. "it's the product of a forgetful mind," he shrugged to the other guy. forgetful mind! as if this were an everyday scenario! 12:18 a.m. - 2005-10-30 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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