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a perk of being a vegan

i was essentially trying to get back on the d.i. arterial when i missed the turn and ended up on the freeway. the accelerator got stuck and my car shot up the ramp like a rocket, and it scared the bejeebus out of me. just as i was freaking out, the car hit selma hayek's and somehow her breasts caught fire. the paramedics later remarked that her veganism kept the flames from burning hotter and that she would survive. i thought about those beautiful breasts and felt terrible for her and her crispy titties.

1:07 p.m. - 2005-06-11


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