i looked inside my taco bell bag and saw the contents spread messily all over. "the hell?" i asked myself and my companion, "i thought i ate this?" i grasped the bag and the edges of a tortilla, trying to jiggle the ingredients back in place. somewhere in "the bag" (which was really someplace inside the sewer) i saw a hot sauce packet. only, i just couldn't reach it no matter how i twisted my hand around. oh, fer puke!