i'm a criminal
posted on 2003-08-02 @ 11:11 p.m.

another one about injuring someone and fleeing. some guy cornered me in my blue convertible beetle, but i jumped out the window and hid behind bushes. some pesky neighbors offered to help in the search, and one especially irksome woman spotted me. so, it was over the wall i went! i clambered over several walls before getting seriously winded. i gasped, "i'm in no shape for this."

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