i amuse a vampire
posted on 2003-07-05 @ 3:05 a.m.

broke into this vampire's high-rise apartment repeatedly by piercing the screen on the window. purpose? he knew i was doing this and apparently enjoyed it. each time, i'd thrust my fingers or a fist through the screen, climb in to the apt., come face to face with him and then do nothing. the last time, though, i was going to kill him with madonna's help. she was supposed to keep his guest busy while i got the job done. but i woke up before i could do it!

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